Quite ambiguous

Defined as:

1.) not flowing

2.) not in a transient state

3.) not possessing the capacitor used for time travel

Submitted by Sean G.

And they called him the Lord of the Horse!

And his saddle-riding was beyond compare. And his apple-giving palms were never empty. And he rode on to survey his land from the back of his dappled roan, hair and mane gently rustling in the wind.

Submitted by Sean G.

No, I'm not for "ick"

I'm totally against ick!

Submitted by The Collector

Museum of Modern Art Kitty?

Elderly matriarch feline?

Submitted by The Collector

In French, it means "I love Scar."

Big French fan of the Lion King?

Submitted by The Collector

In all Gob's glory!

Submitted by The Collector

Good or God?

Happy Holidays!

Submitted by The Collector.

Fed up corn huskers

Submitted by The Collector

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

R U gonna make me?!

Submitted by The Collector

Far be it for me to doubt your veracity, but your vehicle of choice does not appear to reflect your purported declarative license plate*...

In layman's terminology: Horsman? Looks more like Car-man to me!

Submitted by Karim S.

The force is strong in this one!

The force, you must use. But not too much force, or speeding ticket you will get.

Submitted by Valerie B. and The Collector

Oh, New England!! So close and yet so fah!

Submitted by The Collectah

Greyt Hound

Puns are really hard to find with the vowels removed...

Submitted by The Collector

100th Post!!!!

Submitted by The Collector

Linky the Country School Dragon

There's a children's book waiting to happen!

Submitted by The Collector

I thought they rode horses? Wait, are those mounties?

The hills have eyes

The mountains have ears

Submitted by The Collector

Poking down the snowy trail

Slower than a tired snail!

Submitted by The Collector

** The internet tells me this song is not online!**

Here comes Buford

Poking down the snowy trail

Slowpoke Buford

Slower than a tired snail

Come on Buford

Put a hitch in your get-along!

Can't you speed up,

Can't we get you keyed up,

You tag-along

I played woodblocks to this in 4th grade!

Mom, I know you mean well....

... but you're embarrassing me!!!

Submitted by The Collector

Who's up for a raucous night of Scrabble and Brandy Alexanders??

Das wut I'm talkinbout, boiiiiiii!

Submitted by Karim S.

Advice from the alcoholic priest

7 of those and all your sins will be forgotten...

Submitted by The Collector

There's gonna be a rumble.

Submitted by The Collector

I like to reference semi-obscure 1990s Nickelodeon shows

... Real Monsters!

Submitted by The Collector

Just in the time for the holidays!

The "X" stands for Xmas, right?

Submitted by The Collector

Ladies love guys with names that end in "ick"

Just FYI...

Submitted by The Collector

Do Si Do, Swing your Honda 'round and 'round!

Submitted by The Collector

Go, Speed!!

Old cartoon fans, holla!

Submitted by The Collector

Haterade

Submitted The Collector

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, drive like a...

Submitted by The Collector

What's for lunch?

Picante sauce

Submitted by The Collector

Jeez, Debbie Downer.

Perhaps a description of the aftermath of this person's driving?

Submitted by The Collector

Nothing says hardcore like an SUV!!

Submitted by The Collector

Januarz, Februarz, March, April, Maz, June, Julz....

Submitted by The Collector

I found the best thing to do with my tuberculosis was to spread it around...

Submitted by The Collector

Numerical Agreement Violation!! Or wait, is that a verb...?

I'm just gonna issue a warning this time, but fix that ambiguity, or else!

Submitted by The Collector

An interesting juxtaposition in the deserts of Nevada

One who appreciates the deity that the one beside him is trying to be.

Submitted by Will A.

Bringing up the rear

Submitted by The Collector

Old Mystery Solved!!

I found out what happened to Baby J!

She's all grown up!!

Submitted by The Collector

Dyslexia strikes again

Submitted by The Collector

Arthurian hijinx on the highway

Submitted by Shaun T.

The owner of this car has a fantastic sense of humor

This was the very first vanity tag I ever photographed, and it remains my very favorite one.

Submitted by The Collector

If you had to describe me in one and a half words...

I thought as much.

Submitted by Karim S.

Yussel the Love Muscle

Submitted by Jahna Mae

Nong is ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED within the confines of this vehicle!!!

Submitted by Sun

Non-gender-specific kidnapping tips?

Submitted by Karim S.

KatWoman's Speedy Getaway Vehicle

Submitted by The Collector

Wide thang?

Submitted by Karim S.

Too clever on its own to slap on a tag line

Submitted by The Collector