Being from the country, Willis wanted everyone to know he was a straw grazer

Submitted by Sean G.

Well, meeeeow!

Submitted by Jahna Mae

I wonder if his bike says "Petaled"...

Submitted by Sean G.

If he was really that "made," he'd be driving a Ferrari...

Submitted by Sean G.

Placido Flamingo

Submitted by Karim S.

Let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west, a state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness. The track hits your eardrums like a slug to your chest...

Submitted by Jahna Mae

Girl, throw off that apron and toss that broom away! Power to the females!

Submitted by Collector X.

Yea, it puts me to sleep, too

Submitted by The Collector

Is this an army thing or did we find Busta Rhymes' ride?

Submitted by Sean G.

Weebles werbles, but they don't fall down.

Submitted by The Collector.

Doodz Killzzzz

We pulled you over to issue an incorrect noun-verb agreement citation. Either doodz kill or a dood killz, but not both at once!

Submitted by The Collector.

Underwater Expedition?

Submitted by Shaun B.

Special skills: stealthy lunch delivery, lightning-fast kisses, iron determination

Submitted by The Collector

I wonder where this car came from....?

Submitted by The Collector

Ah, crap.

Submitted by Karim S.

It's like the opposite of dance inept....

Submitted by The Collector

OMG, are you hitting on me???

It was just a "hello." You are SUCH a narcissist!

Submitted by Sean G.

My angle is such acute angle!

Submitted by The Collector

Who's a cutewiddlemini?!?! WHO'S a cutewiddlemini?!?!

Yes you aaare! YEsssss you AAAARE!!!

Submitted by Wes S.

What's for lunch?

Submitted by The Collector

War!!!

***versus***

Submitted by The Collector

Red Tigger, Blue Tigger

Submitted by The Collectigger

What to display when one's primary interests in life are honky tonk music and Francophilia....

Submitted by Le Collecteur, y'all

Laxatives.

Submitted by The Collector

OMG, did you hear the latest news about Twilight?!?!

Fine, whatevs. You are totes dying to know...

Submitted by The Collector

McBecause!!!!

Submitted by The McClector

Are you even listening to me??

Submitted by Melissa W.

... and that's also how I like my coffee!

Submitted by Julia S.

Icy knee, yo

Submitted by Sean G.

You just HAD to be different, didn't you....

Submitted by The Collector