Haterade

Submitted The Collector

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, drive like a...

Submitted by The Collector

What's for lunch?

Picante sauce

Submitted by The Collector

Jeez, Debbie Downer.

Perhaps a description of the aftermath of this person's driving?

Submitted by The Collector

Nothing says hardcore like an SUV!!

Submitted by The Collector

Januarz, Februarz, March, April, Maz, June, Julz....

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I found the best thing to do with my tuberculosis was to spread it around...

Submitted by The Collector

Numerical Agreement Violation!! Or wait, is that a verb...?

I'm just gonna issue a warning this time, but fix that ambiguity, or else!

Submitted by The Collector

An interesting juxtaposition in the deserts of Nevada

One who appreciates the deity that the one beside him is trying to be.

Submitted by Will A.

Bringing up the rear

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Old Mystery Solved!!

I found out what happened to Baby J!

She's all grown up!!

Submitted by The Collector

Dyslexia strikes again

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Arthurian hijinx on the highway

Submitted by Shaun T.

The owner of this car has a fantastic sense of humor

This was the very first vanity tag I ever photographed, and it remains my very favorite one.

Submitted by The Collector

If you had to describe me in one and a half words...

I thought as much.

Submitted by Karim S.

Yussel the Love Muscle

Submitted by Jahna Mae

Nong is ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED within the confines of this vehicle!!!

Submitted by Sun

Non-gender-specific kidnapping tips?

Submitted by Karim S.

KatWoman's Speedy Getaway Vehicle

Submitted by The Collector

Wide thang?

Submitted by Karim S.

Too clever on its own to slap on a tag line

Submitted by The Collector

The original George Foreman

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Thanks, I'll keep that A next to my W and C.

Submitted by The Collector

I can't decide which is more awesome - the mini or the bio-diesel bus

Submitted by Royal L.

I know, right? Or wait, is this a prince's car? I thought it was rhetorical...

Submitted by The Collector

An umlaut would've helped....

Submitted by The Cöllector

BlessYou1

Submitted by The Collector

Elsie even went so far as to pierce her udders, much to the consternation of her folks.

Submitted by Linda M.