Tinking up the place when you squish them, tinking when you flick them, leaving their tink on every single fabric you own. So gross!!!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Plenty of ambiguity here. Missing letters? Possibly
Keep it school-appropriate people! There are kids on our highways!
Monday, December 26, 2011
Next in the ring!.....
In the Royal Rumble for the World Champion Belt! Bacon8r vs Jake the Steak!!!! Who will reign victorious??!?!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Whoa whoa, JC??
...and I thought everyone was waiting on SC tonight?
SN?
KK?
You know, that jolly, red, fat man....!
Friday, December 23, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Mightiest of the Mensches!!
The Rabbi of Rabble-rousing!
The Bar Mitzvah Brawler!
The Capped Crusader!!
The Mitzvah Master!!!
Submitted by The Collector
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The plural of police officers? Flatfeet?
Slippered soles? Felt feet?
The podiatrist's description of work? Felt feet?
Fred Astaire? Fleet feet?
This poses more questions than it answers.
Submitted by Sean G.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
An ironic license plate to receive this morning...
Oh Japan, you have taken my urge to be snarky. I hope your troubles are soon over.
Submitted by Olivier via Lindsay B.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
A story about Kris and Kate
Kris loved Kate, but he didn't know what to do. He consulted the local expert,
to help him win Kate's heart. The doctor suggested honesty, so Kris made Kate a valentine simply inscribed,
and waited, heart beating rapidly, for Kate's reply.
Kate swooned at the very mention of Kris' name, and so she naturally said she would be his. Soon they were married, and from that day forward, they were no longer separate people but one identity,
Submitted by The Collector
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
I said I'd fix your little red wagon!...
... and you're certainly making it easy to find!
Submitted by The Collector
Monday, February 7, 2011
I was just wondering if you saw my hot buns...
Relax! I'm a baker! Peeps need to CHILL!!
Submitted by Mark N.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Odysseus Undercover
(Brush up on your classic literature and laugh heartily)
Submitted by The Collector
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
What they called the Navy-bound Tyrannosaurus
Ahoy rawarwrarwraraarararar!!!!
Submitted by The Collectaurus
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Magic 8-Ball, how do you know so much stuff?
While I can't argue, jeeeez, conceited much??
Submitted by The Collector
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Let me explain how this works....
The number 8 replaces the long "A" sound as well as the "t" or "d" sound at the end of "eight." Therefore, when you use this number, there is no need to include a "t" or a "d" into the word because it's already there! (i'm looking at you, R8ted x!)
Seriously, guys, save that extra letter space! make yourself the "BossL8y." Make yourself double obscene and be "R8ed XX" or even "R8edXXX." There are only so many spaces; make 'em count!!
Submitted by The totally anal Collector
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
This is what they really had in River City!
Oh we've got treble!
Right here in River City!
With a capital T
And that rhymes with C
And that stands for Car!
Submitted by Jahna Mae
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
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