I'm unsure if this is aggressive or pessimistic...

But I do know I've always wanted a ride that makes fart noises when I accelerate...

It turns out that Citizen Kane was dyslexic...

And what he really wanted was the return of his boyhood chum, Bud Rose. Yurse Cou, Lesdyxia!!

That mentality certainly isn't going to win you any Super Bowls!

Magic 8-ball, I need to know if Johnny likes me. He is my destiny!!!!

OMG, you don't have to be so, like, FLIP about it!! I have feelings!

If ever there was a car just asking for an ironic dent in the bumper...

Benny walked around feeling so misunderstood...

I feel yr payne. Izz no fun bn mizundrstud.

Also, I believe this will be of interest to you...

What are people saying about my mighty punsmanship?

It is rather like magic.

If you're a career-minded lady....

... you think "Gala Gal." A wedding planner.

If you're a video game nerd born in the early 80s or before, you think "Galaga L." A lover of the arcade game.

What you get when you cross Homer Simpson with Nietzsche's Übermensch (Overman)...

D'oh-berman!

What do you get when you don't go to treat your pink eye?

Yuk yuk yuck!

Doesn't it depend on what we're talking about?

Happy 4th day of the Year!

The Surfing Thoroughbred

"Cow"abunga?

The Ride for Baby New Year, 2012

Happy New Year!!

A time of cheer because it *has* to be better than 2011! Amiright??